Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Key To A White Man’s Heart

As previously shown in the all famous blog, “things White People Like”, White people like cheese among many other things. However, for today’s purposes, cheese is going to be the most important. Just like one can win an argument with someone who is ADHD by throwing a shiny object, It is presumed by Robert Freeman before he is invited to the garden party that he can change a white man’s mood for the good with something as simple as cheese. This may sound as stupid as cheese con queso (cheese on cheese), but it sells. I am not as naïve to overlook the fact everything has its exceptions, however I admit that since I put cheese on everything, even cheese, then it’s a good possibility that there would be an effect in my mood if I were given some cheddar! "You give the meanest white man a piece of cheese and he turn into Mr. Rogers"

1 comment:

  1. Cheese is great. But be sure to edit your posts (see Huffington's advice on this). "Con queso," punctuation goes inside quotes, run-on sentences and missing punctuation are all problems in this tiny post. If you have questions, please see me. Now I have to go get myself a nice slice of provolone.

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