Gangstas Pt. 2

To continue the blog “Gangstas”, what really happens when a rapper gets shot publically? Apparently, nothing at all happens, or at least not for the next 20 minutes. Really, somebody should really do something in these instances. According to Heuy we should all go to college so that we don’t end up like gangstalicious.

The Annoyance Of Words

The most annoying word to me is “whatever”, I always sounds to me that the person saying it doesn’t want to hear it, won’t listen to it, are not up for discussion about it, and most annoying, they don’t care about it. In fact, that is exactly what hearing “whatever” makes me do. It makes me not care about the person, or what irritated or offended them. Other than that my feelings on words rest with George Carlin’s feelings on the 7 bad words. “399993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous to be separated from a group that large”. Really, it is quite a ratio. But is it the words that offend us or the hurtful feelings associated with them. In other words, there is no such thing as a bad dog. Dogs are raised to be bad dogs, and it’s the same way with words in my opinion.

Gangstas

WARNING: The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual gay-ass rappers is coincidental. Seriously, we’re not talking about anybody at all. The rapper you think we’re talking about, we’re not talking about him. In fact, as far as we know, no rapper in the history of rap music has ever kissed another man or fondled another man’s goodies. Dictated. Not read. The management.

Gangstalicious… Adjective, noun, verb… I think it’s a pronoun: as in fake ass gangsta. So in the Boondocks, Riley is the typical 8 year old who thinks that the rap-culture… Rap culture? Does that logically exist? Anyhoo, rap-culture is the most “ballin” thing ever and is a way of life. So of course, there has to be made up rappers that happen to resemble 90% of “thugs or hustler-rappers today” And just like the famous boondocks rapper, Gangstalicious, the majority of rappers today are 0% thugs and 95% hustler. Whereas if anyone ever took a human sexuality class, they would know that a hustler is a noun, and is a person, usually male, who sells themselves to the same sex for money? This is more commonly, a gay prostitute. This is exactly how the creators of the Boondocks portray these teen-idols. Ganstalicious is a rapper/ thug that got shot during his live performance song, “I got shot”, and then drops his gun whenever the guy who shot him tried to finish the job at the hospital. Later the audience finds out that the reason for the hit on him was because he broke the dude’s heart. Seriously, does this remind anyone of any modern day rappers that are not straight, are not hard core thugs that never stepped foot into a ghetto, or can’t create original/ clever lyrics that are meaningful?

The "N-word"

During the episode “The Garden Party”… Wow! I use that a lot, I really like that episode. Anyhoo, during the episode “The Garden Party” Uncle Ruckus decides to sing a completely racist song to all of the guests in an attempt to make the Freeman family sound untrustworthy because they were black. At the end of the horribly choreographed song, a white chick breaks the silence “I think the N-word’s o.k. as long as they say it”. Thus the point I’m trying to make. Is it o.k. to use the “N-word” Although I fully admit to having absolutely no black heritage, I also admit that I use the word. As Gin Rummy explained, I used the term to describe an ignorant motherfucka, which can be anyone of any race. Where my opinion really stands, just because you donated to Collin Powell, doesn’t mean you’re not racist, and just because you’re black doesn’t mean that you’re the only person who can use the word in sentence. Really…? If you’re going to use that argument, whose Bobby Seal and Huey Newton? And yes, it was initially a good thing. A person’s freedom of speech is something I really think should be exercised. However, use some common courtesy. If it’s really offending the vast majority and it’s pissing off people who normally wouldn’t care because you’re offending other people, shut-up and don’t be a dick! (Seriously, if I offend anyone, let me know. It is not my intent.)

Dear Santa, You A Bitch-Ass Nigga

When I was growing up, the majority of my friends was mixtures of different races, and was different races from me. Although this never bothered me, & I knew that everybody was the same, I had to notice that there was a black and a white Santa. Although this normally wouldn’t have bothered me, I also noticed that the “black Santa” was a broke-ass stingy son of a bitch who never gave any of my black or interracial friends as much as the white Santa gave to me and all of the other white kids. Therefore I completely understand where Riley is coming from. Santa, you a bitch-ass nigga, & you gonna pay what you owe!

Characteristics Of A Criminal

Everyone has seen this infamous picture during the introduction of the Boondocks television series. But here’s the question… What crimes do you think each character most likely to be arrested & convicted for? Feel free to use minor characters, or extreme background stories. Humor is always appreciated.

Please, Call Me Bitches

Everybody has seen, or can at least reference to the show “Pimp My Ride” In fact, most everybody has. Even the Boondocks have. During the Boondocks Pimp My Ride episode, Rile convinces Granddad to pretend that he is blind in order to get Xibit to pimp out his ride, which he calls Dorothy. When Robert Freeman first hears of this proposition, the first thing he said was “I hope they fix my transmission”. This brings to light a very important question. Why? Why would somebody decide to put $30,000 worth of parts and merchandise into a ride that isn’t worth much over $1500? Throughout every “Pimp My Ride” episode that I have Watched, I have never seen a new engine, or transmission being put into these old rust-buckets. It’s nice that MTV, or whoever it is, is hooking these so-called “worthy” people up with all this new stuff, but really? Do they not realize that under that $3000 paint job and thousands of dollars worth of stuff, is just the same piece of junk that is not going to last any longer than it would before. Not only that, but what neighborhoods do these cars come from? Obviously not nice or rich ones, but instead come from nicer hoods, which are probably only a few blocks from the not so nice hood. Therefore that nice new “pimped-out ride” is just going to get jacked and all of that nice stuff will be ripped out and pawned off. If it did not really work out for Granddad Bitches Freeman, then it probably does not work out for the other “winners” either.

Key To A White Man’s Heart

As previously shown in the all famous blog, “things White People Like”, White people like cheese among many other things. However, for today’s purposes, cheese is going to be the most important. Just like one can win an argument with someone who is ADHD by throwing a shiny object, It is presumed by Robert Freeman before he is invited to the garden party that he can change a white man’s mood for the good with something as simple as cheese. This may sound as stupid as cheese con queso (cheese on cheese), but it sells. I am not as naïve to overlook the fact everything has its exceptions, however I admit that since I put cheese on everything, even cheese, then it’s a good possibility that there would be an effect in my mood if I were given some cheddar! "You give the meanest white man a piece of cheese and he turn into Mr. Rogers"

Stupidity's To Blame

Is it just me, or does it seem like America keeps getting increasingly dumber? All the while the blame of this stupidity is being pushed onto the government with the claim that they are trying to keep its citizens dumb in order to remain an elite power. Although this logically makes complete sense, there also seems to be some major flaws in this theory. First off, this may piss a lot of people off, but the fact of the matter is any person who says, “Do you have blacks, too?” --to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, or “I'm thrilled to be here in the bread basket of America because it gives me a chance to remind our fellow citizens that we have an advantage here in America - we can feed ourselves.” and then says “I stand by all the misstatements that I've made,” is a dumb son of a bitch! And if that person was the center person in power in the United Stated Government, than chances are the government is not the center of cause of this problem. What would make sense would be if the rich, and or corporations took the blame. Although the rich do make the vast majority of those in the government, it is not strictly the government! If you want proof of this, vote for the guy whose campaign consists of one radio commercial and works in a blue-collar job in a factory. As Mr. Wuncler Sr., the man who owns the bank that owns Robert Freeman’s house said, after Riley shot his grandson out of a window with a SPAS-12 shotgun at a Garden party, “In thirty years, that boy [his grandson] will be President of the United States... and he'll still be a fucking idiot.” Case in point, it is the rich or the elite upper class that keep the American people stupid, not its government.