Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Monday, September 28, 2009

Bluetooths

Not only do cell phone companies have the pleasure of ripping off every American by selling them a piece of crap phone that hardly ever gets any service, that comes with an insurance policy which seems as though it has absolutely no coverage, and that breaks after only a few months for a ridiculous price, but they also have the pleasure of putting the most annoying items into the hands of thousands of people around us. As if the stupid ring tones was not enough, but now the cell phone companies introduced the blue tooth headsets into every day life. So I ask myself, what kind of jobs require a blue tooth type device in every day life? The answer is simple. Some secretaries may require a headset in order to talk on the phone to a customer while using their hands to type. Military type jobs may require a device such as this so that they can use their hands hold a gun and to keep themselves from getting shot. The only other cases where a ear piece is convenient is if would be if the person using it is talking on the phone more than twelve hours a day. This crowd includes drug dealers and the gossiping teenagers that annoyed the rest of the population while we were growing up. The point I am trying to make here is this: Unless you are a drug dealer, or have a job that requires the carrying of a gun, you do not need a blue tooth. The only people who wear blue tooths are those who want to look important, or worse, those who actually think they are that important. Chances are if your job does not have somebody’s life on the line, or you don’t make $250,000 + a year, than your not that important. And even more so, you probably look like an idiot by wearing one. As Gin Rummy says, “There’s a reason why people hold a phone to their head Ed, It lets people around you know your talkin on the phone. So those people know not to waste time talking to you until you’ve finished. Which you indicate by putting that mother fucker away”.

The Reason For Boondocks

I am a very politically oriented person, and have strong opinions on many topics and issues. However, I am not one to push my beliefs onto other people, nor am I single minded to the point where I cannot see both sides of an argument or point out the flaws in either of them either. The view points attract me to the show, not so much the comics, although I do read them in the Sunday paper occasionally are that the world is run by the rich, and the poor get tramped on, and that stereo types no matter what are put in place for a reason. Other than that, the Boondocks really is not that much of a political show. If anything, it is just politically incorrect. I strongly believe that anybody should be able to make fun out of anybody, and most importantly that everyone is able to make fun of themselves, and their flaws.

I will be sure to highlight specific episodes, and possibly even summarize parts of them. And although the boondocks is animated and is a cartoon, it is not considered as an anime, and really does not have a whole lot in common with Dragon Ball-Z.

Monday, September 14, 2009

The Stupidist Fuckin Thing

Hello again. First off, I will say that white people are haters too! Take a good look at Gin Rummy and Ed Wuncler. Gin Rummy openly displays his hatred toward texting to Ed in the "lets nab Oprah" episode. Gin explains that texting is nigga technology, which he defines as: "Useless, pointless technology invented for the apparent purpose of prolonging a simple task beyond the length of time it should take. Nigga Technology is always used by a nigga, nigga meaning ignorant muthafucka." To be quite honest, it irritates the hell out of me whenever certain texting scenarios unfold. Such as your sitting at a red light and the person in front of you is looking down and obviously texting long after the light turned green, or your in a group at the mall or a party, and everybody is texting! It's like you just worked all week, and finally when you have free time to chill with your friends, you decide to talk to somebody else instead. What sense does that make? Not only that, but people, or more accurately parents spend thousands of dollars to send their kids to college, and after a night of getting drunk and partying, those who do show up to class are not paying attention to the lecture. What are they doing you may ask? You guessed it! There texting about the night before. And since Gin Rummy explains that "anybody from any race can be a ignorant mothafucka." Therefore white people are haters too.If you don't believe me, watch this video.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Better Than Cards & Alcohol

As I previously mentioned The Boondocks always seems to brighten my day. No character is able to achieve this better than Gin Rummy. Gin Rummy is the typical white gangsta who would be the only white guy in a all black group. Not only is he rich, or at least has more money than a normal gangsta would, which allows him to obtain guns and other cool stuff, but he is crazier than the rest, and since he is white he gets away with it. This is a perfect illustration of the world today, and how it is run.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Brightening My Day

Anytime that I'm having a bad day, there's always one show that can make me smile. So I figured what better to blog about. The show is called "The Boondocks". "The Boondocks" is an extremely politically incorrect cartoon about a poor black (ghetto) family whose grandfather spends all of his money to move into a rich white neighborhood. This family, the Freeman family consists of a single grandfather (Robert Freeman) who is like most parents, and is completely irresponsible, and has no control of his grand kids. Robert Freeman's grand kids are Huey and Riley Freeman. Riley is the typical "Gangsta" teenager with criminally active friends, and Huey Freeman, who is a political black rights activist. Although I was not a fan of the comics, the show really makes up for it. I really don't know how I initially became a fan of the "Boondocks", but this politically incorrect show that I have grown to love, and that seems to always put me into a better mood.