Tuesday, November 10, 2009

A Nigga Moment

What causes more deaths to the African American race than cigarette companies? The answer is “Nigga Moments”, and is apparently is one of the major causes of causalities, second only to pork-chops and F.E.M.A. And even more shocking, the Nike Company may be to blame. If genocide was their intent, then they’ve finally lived up to the meaning of their name. This blog still doesn’t make sense? Watch the video.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Textin Pt. 2

As you all know by reading my blog “Textin” that I believe that it is a technology for ignorant people that doesn’t plug into anything because ignorant people who use it have nothing to print. This idea was only strengthened by reading “Rule of Thumbs: Love in the Age of Texting”. Texting in my opinion has a lot in common with Myspace. It is the new “booty call”. Having said that there’s not much in it to bulid a relationship off of. Of course it could have its benefits: telling the person that you have feelings for that you have feelings for them without the fear of studdering, or sending random suggestive texts as a form of foreplay until you see them later on. But an entire relationship built off of texting, where the person can constantly revise what they text or let their friends tell them what to say? That’s just rediculous to me. Like somebody texting “will u marry me?”. I would be tempted to just text them a porno and say, “Sure, here’s your honeymoon”.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Without a gun and a badge, what do you got?

So, I’ve had a lot of trouble with the police growing up. Not that I caused problems… Well, not that they knew about, but I was young and appeared to be an easy target to harass or fill that “quota” that they swear they don’t have, or something like that. Unfortunately for them at that time my employer, and more importantly friend, was a very important figure in the community that not only the cops but also even judges and DA’s wouldn’t cross. If that wasn’t enough, I had an extensive knowledge in law as well as a family member as the police chief, who was some of their bosses. Needless to say, half of the department that I humiliated in court after I got a ticket for basically running a green light lost their jobs about a year later for something “completely unrelated.” Then about a year later two cops who had been harassing me and trying to pin robbery and possession of illegal firearms on me in previous years lost their jobs quite abruptly. Riley faced a similar problem in the episode “Thank You For Not Snitching.” Can you snitch on the police to the police? & no, I'm saying that all cops are bad, I know of quite a few good ones, but there are corrupt ones too.