WARNING: The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual gay-ass rappers is coincidental. Seriously, we’re not talking about anybody at all. The rapper you think we’re talking about, we’re not talking about him. In fact, as far as we know, no rapper in the history of rap music has ever kissed another man or fondled another man’s goodies. Dictated. Not read. The management.
Gangstalicious… Adjective, noun, verb… I think it’s a pronoun: as in fake ass gangsta. So in the Boondocks, Riley is the typical 8 year old who thinks that the rap-culture… Rap culture? Does that logically exist? Anyhoo, rap-culture is the most “ballin” thing ever and is a way of life. So of course, there has to be made up rappers that happen to resemble 90% of “thugs or hustler-rappers today” And just like the famous boondocks rapper, Gangstalicious, the majority of rappers today are 0% thugs and 95% hustler. Whereas if anyone ever took a human sexuality class, they would know that a hustler is a noun, and is a person, usually male, who sells themselves to the same sex for money? This is more commonly, a gay prostitute. This is exactly how the creators of the Boondocks portray these teen-idols. Ganstalicious is a rapper/ thug that got shot during his live performance song, “I got shot”, and then drops his gun whenever the guy who shot him tried to finish the job at the hospital. Later the audience finds out that the reason for the hit on him was because he broke the dude’s heart. Seriously, does this remind anyone of any modern day rappers that are not straight, are not hard core thugs that never stepped foot into a ghetto, or can’t create original/ clever lyrics that are meaningful?
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