Bluetooths

Not only do cell phone companies have the pleasure of ripping off every American by selling them a piece of crap phone that hardly ever gets any service, that comes with an insurance policy which seems as though it has absolutely no coverage, and that breaks after only a few months for a ridiculous price, but they also have the pleasure of putting the most annoying items into the hands of thousands of people around us. As if the stupid ring tones was not enough, but now the cell phone companies introduced the blue tooth headsets into every day life. So I ask myself, what kind of jobs require a blue tooth type device in every day life? The answer is simple. Some secretaries may require a headset in order to talk on the phone to a customer while using their hands to type. Military type jobs may require a device such as this so that they can use their hands hold a gun and to keep themselves from getting shot. The only other cases where a ear piece is convenient is if would be if the person using it is talking on the phone more than twelve hours a day. This crowd includes drug dealers and the gossiping teenagers that annoyed the rest of the population while we were growing up. The point I am trying to make here is this: Unless you are a drug dealer, or have a job that requires the carrying of a gun, you do not need a blue tooth. The only people who wear blue tooths are those who want to look important, or worse, those who actually think they are that important. Chances are if your job does not have somebody’s life on the line, or you don’t make $250,000 + a year, than your not that important. And even more so, you probably look like an idiot by wearing one. As Gin Rummy says, “There’s a reason why people hold a phone to their head Ed, It lets people around you know your talkin on the phone. So those people know not to waste time talking to you until you’ve finished. Which you indicate by putting that mother fucker away”.